FACT: Dumpy dogs > chunky monkeys.
1. "Diets? Nah, never heard of him."
2. "Don't worry, the vet says I'll lean out soon."
3. "We're in shape. Round is a shape."
4. "Is it time for 2nd breakfast yet?"
5. "I'm not sad. I'm just drawn that way."
6. It's true: Bulldog puppies have no conception of personal space.
7. Brindle buds.
8. "I didn't choose the wrinkle life, the wrinkle life choose me."
9. Is that a dog or a room service towel animal?
10. Like art, chunky is all in the eye of the beholder.
11. "We're not fat, there's just more to luv."
12. Be still my portly heart.
13. Don't let the absence of stripes confuse you: He's an adidas* dog.
- = All Day I Dream About Snacks