These 21 Photos Prove Dogs Are the Best Branch Managers and Assistant Branch Managers

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* throws fistfuls of cash at four-legged teller *

15/10 animal lovers would gladly bank with the FDIC (Federal Doggo Insurance Corporation) if they could.

1. The siblings that branch manager together, stick together. (Warning: More bad puns ahead.)

2. They could do this all day, every day.

3. Frens to the enddddddds.


5. Doin' themselves some heckn collaboration in the workplace.

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6. "It's not the size of the dog in the branch, it's the size of the branch in the dog's mouth." — Mark Twain, talking about this meme (probably)

* throws fistfuls of cash at four-legged teller *

7. "The one on [the] left looks like the CEO (Canine Executive Officer), woofing orders at the other two." 😂 😂 😂

8. Twice the fun, double the trouble.

9. When Branch Managing runs in the ... wait for it ... family tree (cue RIM SHOT). #startthemyoung #apprenticing

10. "I'm in charge here, and you will respect my authority!" #thestickmustneverhittheground

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11. Because the best ventures are joint ventures.

12. "Much to learn you still have … my old pada-wag." — Yoda (If Yoda was a dog instructing his mentee in the Jedi arts of branch management.)

13. "The moment Ivy realised that the position of Assistant Branch Manager is serious sheeee-it 🙈"


15. "Bork softly and (help me) carry a big stick." — What this dog tells all new employees during the on-boarding process.

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16. "When the branch manager is lazy so the assistant branch manager has to pick up all the slack." #sleepingonthejob

17. "Teamwork makes the dream work."

18. "HIRED!"

19. Sharing the workload = sharing the credit.

20. "Now, our operation is small, but there is a lot of potential for ‘aggressive’ expansion. So which one of you fine gentle-dogs would like to join our team? Oh, there’s only one spot open right now so we’re gonna have ... [snaps stick over knee] ... tryouts. " — The Joker (If the Joker was recruiting branch managers to his squad.)

When there can only be one

21. Judges: "We'll allow it"

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