21 Dogs Who Don't Understand Fetch

Fetch is pretty simple: human throws the thing, dog retrieves the thing, dog gives the thing to human, and repeat. Easy, right? But these dogs just can't get the hang of it.

1. "It's right there. You get it."

2. "Please throw me the toy I am already holding."

Samoyed holding a toy in its mouth.
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3. Gotta keep those reflexes sharp!

4. "I can't play fetch with these."

Puppy looking at small hedgehogs.
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5. "Please keep your hands to yourself."

6. "Too gross? What does that mean?"

Dog standing on two filthy tennis balls.
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7. Everyone learns at a different speed.

8. Still working out the kinks.

Dog trying to fetch ball
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9. Time to settle in for a nice, long chew.

10. Fetching the ball would require coming to a complete stop, and that's not happening.

11. At least we're all having fun.

Dog pulling on rope toy
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12. It's better with an audience.

13. "Toy? What toy?"

14. "You want it? Come get it."

Corgi with stolen glasses
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15. Silly humans think is camera, but is actually toy for doggo.

16. Foul! Interference!

Dog looking at toy stuck on phone line
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17. Look at this hard-working professional.

18. "He just threw away a perfectly good stick. What the heck, Dan?"

19. What a lovely day we're having.

Dog looking at ball behind it
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20. "I earned this ball fair and square."

21. How about a countdown next time?

Dog closing its eyes to avoid stick
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