Good luck getting any computering done when these kittos are ... [cat flops onto keyboard] ... aro-oooo;LAKJD;FLKAJS;DOIUVPQOWEJKNR;.LANM-und.
1. "Decreased paw-ductivity? I wouldn't know anything about that."
3. "She helps me compose my chat replies."
4. "He learned it from his older brother."
5. "Because you can't spell 'feline overlords' without LO-freaking-L"
6. "If not for sits... why is it made of warm?"
7. "He opened 38 tabs at once on my Chromebook"
8. "CONFESSION: All my quality takes actually come from this guy"
9. "You probably just dropped a somewhere in the code. Move over and I'll help you fix it."
10. "Cat physics is 100% accurate*"
11. "I put him in charge of responding to any emails older than 3 days."
12. "Give this exchange a medal already."
13. "Your pain is my pain"
14. "Rotated my screen 90 degrees, took a three key combo #Caturday"
15. "No, no, it's fine, I didn't need those keys anyways."
16. "Imagine taking an online quiz and explaining to your professor that a question was accidentally answered by your cat."
17. "All of your passwords belong to me meow"
19. "Work at home, they said. You’ll get so much more done, they said."
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