20 Cats With Better Jobs Than You
Another week brings another ridiculous Facebook page to obsess over.
Meet T H I S C A T I S E M P L O Y E D, a forum for cats with jobs and purrfesional careers (sorry, not sorry) — both real and, well, imagined.
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Currently home to a little more than 12,000 members, the public group features dozens of hilarious posts daily.
And while the pictures are plenty adorbs, it's the shared vocabulary (like deliberately misspelled pronouns and contractions) and stylized formatting (CAPS-heavy with s p a c e s inserted between characters) that helps push the captions into the LOL-worthy share zone.
But enough of the chitter chatter: let's get to the good stuff!
1. "this hamb is a S E C Ü R Ì T Y G Ò R D"
Daniel Rutkowski via Facebook
2. "G R I L L M A S T E R"
Stacey Burns via Facebook
3. "Meet Junior Ranger Jeff!"
Alexandra Joeckel via Facebook
4. "Fortune teller"
Lazy_Hall_8798 via Reddit
5. "Came in to wash kegs this morning. Apparently, someone forgot to close the display case. Good thing Russell was keeping watch."
Riverport Brewing Company via Facebook
6. "TSA Kitties 😍"
Nikki Love via Facebook
7. "APOLLO IS AMAZON DELIVERY BOY"
Ketzel Pretzel via Facebook
8. "please support my cat he’s an author, model and survivor"
Amanda Sargent via Facebook
9. "this cat is a B A C K R E S T"
Hannah Daley via Facebook
10. Sergeant Hamb (tank commander): "Onward comrades. We will liberate our homeland from the capitalist dogs and it rename it Meowscow!"
Pedro Velasco via Facebook
11. "Himbs a counterfeit note checker and confiscator"
sunshinelollipops95 via Reddit
12. "He was spotted roaming around the reception area of the Order of Attorneys of Brazil after seeking shelter from a storm. Now, Leon the cat is a hired employee whose job it is to greet guests."
dr_leon_advogato via Instagram
13. "Truffles works at an ophthalmologist office & wears glasses to help little children feel comfortable wearing theirs!"
A Child's Eyes via Facebook
14. "Himbs supervise the dishwashing"
Inês Isabel via Facebook
15. "Cat is I N V E S T I G A T O R, taking notes about who stole your fur."
Jeannie Beannie Sprout via Facebook
16. "This cat is a H A C K E R & C R I M I N A L M A S T E R M I N D"
Novitria Fajar Ilmayani via Facebook
17. "When you start reading your Christmas Tree Destruction training manual"
Anton Pihlström via Facebook
18. "Jean-Ralphio, big designer boy."
Jae Elizabeth Ratkay via Facebook
19. "Looks like there are excellent catto careers in the renewable energy field!"
Leann Harman via Facebook
20. "When you lie on your resumé but get the job anyways"
Brenda Dugero via Facebook