That's it. That's the list.
3. "Commence with the summoning ritual"
4. "When your cat's aura is so powerful they ascend to the astral plane"
5. BRB, gotta go rewrite the headline: Cats with Winning Auras
6. [glow intensifies] A side quest awaits. Upon its completion, so too does a power-up.
7. "One smol step for cat. One giant pounce for cat kind"
8. The ole razzle dazzle aura
9. "Let me play you the song of my people, on a traditional instrument."
10. "He looks like the black mage from Final Fantasy series 😂😂😂"
11. "This cat just read my mind and incepted my life’s trajectory"
12. When someone tells me they think the Oxford comma is "unnecessary"
13. When you introduce your partner to Mom and she already has the baby pics out
14. "Drunk me asking the bartender for another round"
15. "This cat makes prog rock or noise music. Or both."
16. "[Slaps carpeted cat furniture] this baby can fit so many catnips in it"
17. Large snow cat offers hugs: Do you accept, y or n?
18. [Ominous heavy metal rumbles in background]
19. When someone brings donuts to work vs when you learn they aren't gluten-free 😢
20. I AM EXPIRED, RIP ME 🤣
21. Try telling me this isn't the most majestic cat you've ever see (I'll wait)
23. When all the cats in the neighborhood get together to recreate that one scene from Avengers: Age Of Ultron.
24. "Do you have a moment to talk about the 'Sun', our lord and saviour?😺💖"
25. My editor: "I've told you before we don't feature cats in human clothing." Me: "How about painted depictions of cats in human clothing?"