Some may say I'm stating the obvious, but I'm really just stating the truth.
1. "I don't what this face is but the amount of joy I get from it is unprecedented.😹"
2. "Hello. This is Carl. He's 10 weeks old and definitely hasn't seen the cell yet. Played in this plastic plant for an hour. Then fell asleep in it. Slept there for 20 minutes!🤣"
3. "You may kiss my peet now, hooman."
4. "Collision on runway has caused landing gear to become entangled. GC has never seen a crash like this before and have no speculation on when the runway will reopen. ✈️"
5. "Why lap cat when you can face cat"
6. "He snuck in here to talk to me about my car's extended warranty"
7. "Why is Peach making this expression? 👀"
9. Them: "All cats are photogenic." My cat: "Challenge accepted"
10. "Not to be dramatic but my friend just showed me this picture of her cat while she ate tuna and I am SCREAMING."
11. "Watches 'Meerkat Manor' ONE TIME 😸😂"
12. "SM0L L0K1 aborted landing on maiden flight. Fire engines at the ready please."
13. "When you're hungry but the floor is lava
and you don't want to lose your spot on the couch."
14. "Hims missing a leg but that doesn't mean he can't do the Ol' Razzle Dazzle"