Which Disney Sidekick You Need Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Whether you're an avid astrology buff or a casual horoscope peruser, you most likely know your sign and what it ~means~. You might have already thought about which Disney character is your sign twin, but important question: If you were a Disney protagonist, which sidekick would be your perfect hero support, according to the power of the zodiac? Read on to find out.
Aries (March 21-April 19): Flounder
As an Aries, you are strong in every sense of the word. You're up for any kind of challenge. You're a risk-taker and sometimes you've been known to leap before you look. You know who would balance you out? Flounder from The Little Mermaid. Before you groan that he wouldn't be able to keep up, remember he stuck by Ariel's side even when things got haunted-sunken-ship-full-of-sharks scary. He's up for the adventure, but he'll offer you some much-needed words of caution when appropriate, too.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): Baloo
Tauruses have a stubborn streak, and it's their biggest strength and their biggest weakness. When it's working to their advantage, Tauruses are persistent and determined in pursuing their goals and ambitions. When it works against them, they're inflexible and more serious than they need to be. A sidekick like Baloo, who can help them see the upside to embracing chill is ideal.
Gemini May 21-June 20): Mushu
Hey there, Gemini. You're the type who can adapt to any situation. You're also whip-smart and full of energy and find yourself on adventures that most people couldn't even imagine. You need a sidekick who's as versatile and up for anything as you are: Mushu.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Archimedes
Cancers are super smart, and a shrewd Disney hero like this needs an equally-brilliant sidekick to keep up with them. Archimedes from Sword in the Stone might ruffle your feathers from time to time (pun totally intended), but you'll be the perfect balance in the end.
Leo (July 23-August 22): Abu
Leos are generous, natural born leaders. When they put their minds to it, they can do tremendous good for, well, the whole world. With potential like that, you need a sidekick who would go the distance for you — like the distance way, way down into the Cave of Wonders and back. Looking at you, Abu.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): Timon and Pumbaa
Oh Virgo, you perfectionist, you. We all know "perfectionist" is just a job-interview-friendly way of saying "worries too much, all the time, about everything." You need a super chill sidekick to remind you to live with no worries. Actually, you worry so much, you might need TWO such sidekicks. Ones with, I don't know, a snappy catchphrase about not worrying...Timon and Pumbaa, obviously.
Libra (September 23-October 22): Jiminy Cricket
Libras have the uncanny ability to get along with everyone and fit in to any social situation, but they can also be a little indecisive and easy for others to influence. With a literal walking/talking conscience like Jiminy Cricket by your side, you'd never fall prey to the toxic kind of peer pressure... or at least you'd fall prey to it less often, right?
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Pegasus
Oh, Scorpio, you are truly a force to be reckoned with. You have a powerful personality and a magnetism that makes people want to be around you and look to you in moments of crisis. Basically, you're a hero's hero and you need a sidekick who's up to that god-level task: Pegasus.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Zazu
If you're a Sagittarius, you're known for your sense of adventure. You're always up to try new things and you always believe everything will work out great in the end. Your endless optimism is admirable, but it can lead to carelessness. That's why you need a realist by your side to help keep your head out of the clouds in the moments when it matters. Someone like Zazu, who can keep his sense of realism in tact even when a technicolor explosion of joyous song and dance is happening around him.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Gus and Jaq
Capricorns have a tendency to be very practical. That's great, sometimes, but sometimes you just need to believe you'll make it to the ball (metaphorically, of course). That's why you'd find a perfect balance with a sidekick who isn't afraid to dream big and stand by your side when you go for those big reaches, like Gus and Jaq.
Aquarius (January 20 to February 18): Dug
If you're an Aquarius, then there's no doubt that you're a very awesome human. You're loyal to the people you love and honest about, well, everything. But sometimes you have a tendency to pull back on the emotional front and internalize. You know who could help you stay friendly? Man's best best friend, Dug from Up. HE HAS JUST MET YOU, AND HE LOVES YOU.
Pisces (February 19 to March 20): Maximus
Pisces, you are a sensitive soul — in a good way. You have a healthy imagination, and you practice empathy on a level that most of us just aspire to. But, the flip-side is that you're so understanding, you sometimes find yourself being taken in by people you shouldn't trust. Maximus will have your back — he's an excellent judge of character, and he sticks to his convictions.