Just 19 Hilarious Profiles That Prove Tinder Is Better With Animals

By Travis Greenwood

Online dating is literally the worst, but these flirty singles are having fun with it thanks to help from these adorable animals.

1. You never know if the pics are legit, but that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

Tinder profile with cat in cookie monster pajamas
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2. Such handsome, so dateable.

Handsome Shibe wearing bandana in Tinder profile
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3. These two come as a package deal.

Girl and cat wearing t-shirts with the other's face on Tinder
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4. Move over dudes, she's the real chix magnet on this dating app.

Woman with baby chickens in Tinder profile picture
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5. You wouldn't wear a cape either if you had a stomach this cut #notallheroes.

Shirtless man rescues dogs from burning animal shelter in Tinder profile picture
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6. When it's a group portrait and you can't tell whose profile it is.

Woman's Tinder picture faceswapped with a cat
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7. They didn't choose the pug life, the pug life choose them.

Man in pug tshirt poses for selfie with pug in arm
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8. He's the lead singer of an up-and-coming emu band that's shopping their first demo to local record labels.

Tinder picture shows man feeding emu in kitchen
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9. "I don't do well with large cats like lions, but smaller breeds are okay" = and now I'm dead, RIP me.

Tinder bio developed around emu puns
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10. Remember: You only get one Super Like per day so use it wisely.

Cat pokes head through box with illustration of dinosaur
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11. Like the planet, my love life was way hotter 65 million years ago.

Velociraptor swipes right on Tinder
Clever girl
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12. Swipe every week like it's Shark Week.

Diver photos shark underwater for Tinder picture
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13. Here's one way to hide the male pattern baldness that runs in your family.

Man wears cat on head like hat
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14. "I’m not real great at writing about myself, so instead I’m going to list some things about cats, specifically the one growing out of my foot ... " = 😂 😂 😂

Tinder profile of man with cat growing out of foot
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15. Love life stalled? Looking for something more stable? Hot to trot for a woman whose mane preoccupation is with horse puns? Then saddle up to this cowgirl's profile!

Girl's Tinder bio
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16. The tension before a first kiss can be so awkward. You might even say it's ... wait for it ... UNBEARABLE.

Grizzly licks mans face in Tinder picture
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17. I'd bet everything that dog actually belongs to his coworker.

That's not even his puppy
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18. When bae flashes their resting bitch face during the selfie.

Man poses with dog for selfie in Tinder picture
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19. Ban Photoshop forever.

Woman's face Photoshopped onto cat's body
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20. Seems legit.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ja Rule girl poses with lab puppy for Tinder picture
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21. Put a bird pun on it.

Tinder profile is nothing but bird puns
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22. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make them ~thirsty~.

Drunk horse on Tinder
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23. "I'd swipe right on that" — Kristen Bell

Man holds sloth in Tinder profile picture
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24. "He's my +1 for a black-and-white ball."

Parrot rests on shoulder in man's Tinder picture
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25. When you get the "seal" of approval at the end of a first date (I'll be here all week, folks ... )

Man gets kiss from seal in Tinder profile picture
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BRB, gonna go tie my mobile device to a cinderblock and chuck it into the nearest ocean.

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