Just 23 Ridiculous Dog Bio Memes That Are Too Damn Real

By Travis Greenwood

Whoever penned these hilarious captions is a mad genius with a rich imagination. 👏 👏 👏

1. Last seen peering covetously through the blinds at her neighbor's shiny new minivan. #gossiper

23 ridiculously funny dog bios
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2. Even good boys have a bad side.

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3. He won't eat your treats unless they're artisanal.

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4. Oh, Sharon.

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5. She's probably also the type to bring a full shopping cart to the express checkout lane.

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6. "I didn't choose the rockabilly life, the rockabilly life chose me." — Hank, as the black and whites shoved him in the back seat of their squad car

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7. Can often be spotted on Haight St. bumming loose change.

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8. Living her best life 24-7-365 is all Patty wants to do.

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9. Proper doge is very proper.

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10. Her Instagram profile consists entirely of bathroom selfies and handstand shots on the beach. #inspo #goals

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11. Can't even ollie but only sports the latest streetwear from Supreme and Obey. #literalhypebeast

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12. Because the first step is admitting you have a problem. #wearehereforyouDarryl

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13. "You're only cheating yourself" — Debbie when she catches you in a fib

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14. "Same" — me when I think back on the middle school years

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15. Spins records at the local humane society on the weekends for fun.

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16. LOVES to argue about identity politics with the fam during Thanksgiving dinner.

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17. Played competitive soccer in college, but now finds himself with a doggy dad bod and resolves to make the gym a priority.

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18. Self-care isn't just a buzzy mantra, it's her lifestyle.

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19. Sets the age field on his Tinder to 22-58 just to "see what's out there".

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20. His parents hope that goth is just a phase he'll outgrow — but they're wrong!

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21. You might not expect it but this is the face of the opioid crisis.

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22. Never misses the chance to celebrate 420 twice daily.

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23. "Pffft, I'll just stream it on my MacBook (Air)." — Erik

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