If your eyes aren't bugging out when you hear a strange noise what are you even doing with your 9 lives
COMMENCE THE NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMS.
1. "I'm pregnant. The baby kicked."
2. Don't have a cow, man.
3. "Doin me a stalk" -- this cub
4. [Extreme Monty Python voice] "Run Away! Run Away Run Away!"
* Exits stage with epic moonwalk *
5. That's just cold #rude #sneakattacks
6. The flagship title in an emergent genre of startled cat reaction GIFs. #iconic #instantclassic
7. "He's right behind me, isn't he?"
8. "This is the ~last~ time you get the drop on me, cucumber." -- this tabby
9. When the startler becomes the startlee.
10. Never. Again. #curiosityisoverrated
11. "En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style!”
12. That's just a tad dramatic, don't ya think?
13. "Oh .... hey .... You're home early, I didn't hear you come in."
14. "I've made a terrible mistake and I regret everything" #waitforit
15. Would synchronized startles be an oxymoron? (Asking for a frie----, er, me)
16. The bigger the cat, the bigger the startle. #whatmannerofsorceryisthis
Some cats are self-starters, but this one is a self-startler
17. On the perils of being spring-loaded.
18. Your guess is as good as ours 🤷
19. Shopping bag 1, cat 0.
21. The 180-degree startle
22. The one of these things is not like the other startle.
23. CONFIRMED: Brooms are scary, officially cancelled. #broomnyooms #thathop