If your eyes aren't bugging out when you hear a strange noise what are you even doing with your 9 lives
COMMENCE THE NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMS.
1. "I'm pregnant. The baby kicked."
2. Don't have a cow, man.
3. When you forget that you have children
4. When your human tells you there's no more wet food until they go to the store again
6. The flagship title in an emergent genre of startled cat reaction GIFs. #iconic #instantclassic
7. "What do you mean he's right behi-----"
8. "This is the last time you get the drop on me, cucumber."
9. When the startler becomes the startlee.
10. Never. Again. #curiosityisoverrated
11. "En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style!”
12. That's just a tad dramatic, don't ya think?
13. "Oh .... hey .... You're home early, I didn't hear you come in."
14. "This could only end ...
15. Would synchronized startles be an oxymoron? (Asking for a frie----, er, me)
16. The bigger the cat, the bigger the startle. #whatmannerofsorceryisthis
Some cats are self-starters, but this one is a self-startler
17. On the perils of being spring-loaded.
18. Your guess is as good as ours 🤷
19. Shopping bag 1, startled cat 0.
21. The 180-degree X-Games startle
22. The one of these things is not like the other startle.
23. CONFIRMED: Brooms are scary, officially cancelled. #broomnyooms #thathop
