Stop scrolling, start LOLing.
1. The prosecutor: "The defendant, Dooder, got caught yellow mouthed tasting the unattended soup that had turmeric in it."Me, a jurist: "Innocent, this could just be after sniffing a stray dandelion. Further evidence is needed."
Regrets: Not a one.
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2. "I found a tiny-cat sized chair and tiny-cat sized ottoman at the thrift store... safe to say, Sunshine loves it!"
Kinda jealous of this find, ngl.
3. "🎶 Highwayyy toooo theeee danger zone 😼 💨 🚀"
He feels the knead, the knead for speed.
4. "Celebrating my first Bachelor’s Degree at age 35 with my número uno study buddy, Juan Pablo."
The one brain cell: officially found!
5. "Please send the cell and some good vibes to Goose. Nothing is wrong with him, he’s just got a stage 5 clinger situation going on. Goose loves nothing more than to sleep on his pillow. Carl loves nothing more than… Goose. Poor Goose isn’t confrontational. First pic is of Goose in his happy place. The last two is of Carl invading said happy place. 🤣"
Are these cuddles consensual?
I'm the say way with my vinyl records.
7. "My cat is VERY long. I’m wondering just how long she is…"
Definitely gonna need a banana for scale.
8. "I've been expecting you, Mr Bond"
Coming to a multiplex near you this summer: Roger Purr in You Only Live Nine Times
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ We interrupt this program for an important dog update ⭐ ⭐ ⭐
9. "This is Jessie ! she came up to my roommate and i asking for pets when she was passing on her walk in salem, ma. after a short conversation about her, jessie’s father beckoned us to the nearest fire hydrant(which was about 10-feet away). she hopped onto it without prompt and i wonder what a shock it was for him when he found out she does that. this was also my favorite part of the trip and a story i will pass onto my grandchildren now."
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ We now return to our regularly scheduled cat programming ⭐ ⭐ ⭐
10. "This register is closed, please use the self-checkout kiosk"
This is the best cat photo in all of history.
11. "I am away for the week and our pet sitter sent me this"
Hold up, you aren't our normal human.
12. "If I cannot find chaos... I shall create it."
13. "This is Piccolo after seeing a dog in the garden."
If that dog messes with my tomatoes one more time, so help me...
14. "Big 'I live here but I don't pay rent' energy"
Epic floofy pants!
15. "This is ground control to Major Tom(cat) 🎵🚀👨🎤"
The one in back is waving goodbye to earth 👋🏼
16. "What even is life? Will I ever catch the red dot? What if I don't own the hooman but she owns me?"
The trials and tribulations of cathood.
17. "First you must answer his riddles"
No password, no passage.