20 Chubby Raccoons Who Ate All The Foods

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While we aren't here to fat shame anyone, it appears these thicc trash pandas have been hitting the dumpster buffet just a tad too hard.

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1. An absolute specimen.

2. "I'm in shape — round is a shape."

3. There's a Pennywise from the movie "It" joke in here somewhere, but I just can't seem to ... [wiggles brain in frustration] ... finesse it out. (The strugs is real!)

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4. "Not fat yet, but maybe one day..." #dreambig #literally

5. Talk about hogging the sheets.

6. Hooman 4 scale.

7. "Did that raccoon just dab" -- every commenter on Twitter who watched this video

8. Amazing the fence can even stand upright.

9. How I feel when I eat a whole pizza by myself. #relatable #ithappens #morethanyoumightthink

10. You can't stop trash pandas, you can only hope to container them.

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11. 17/10 for the creative posing. 😂 😂 😂

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12. Matching his-and-hers jelly bellies? Matching his-and-hers jelly bellies!

13. "Oh hai, you're home early. I didn't hear you come in .... "

14. YOINKS! #whatsyoursisnowmine

"According to police, the masked bandit was furry, whiskered, and had beady black eyes."

15. "I'm here to talk to you about the Scavengers Initiative." -- Nick Fury, if Nick Fury was a raccoon on the chubalub side

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16. Cuddling goals > all other goals.

17. It wouldn't be a list of cute critters without at least one tongue blep.

18. Huuuuuuuuge if true.

19. Walking is hard.

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20. Draw me like one of your French girls.

"I'm not fat, it's just fluff"

h/t Twitter Moments