While we aren't here to fat shame anyone, it appears these thicc trash pandas have been hitting the dumpster buffet just a tad too hard.
1. An absolute specimen.
2. "I'm in shape — round is a shape."
3. There's a Pennywise from the movie "It" joke in here somewhere, but I just can't seem to ... [wiggles brain in frustration] ... finesse it out. (The strugs is real!)
4. "Not fat yet, but maybe one day..." #dreambig #literally
5. Talk about hogging the sheets.
6. Hooman 4 scale.
7. "Did that raccoon just dab" -- every commenter on Twitter who watched this video
8. Amazing the fence can even stand upright.
9. How I feel when I eat a whole pizza by myself. #relatable #ithappens #morethanyoumightthink
10. You can't stop trash pandas, you can only hope to container them.
11. 17/10 for the creative posing. 😂 😂 😂
HOT TAKE: Dogs Are Such Posers
12. Matching his-and-hers jelly bellies? Matching his-and-hers jelly bellies!
13. "Oh hai, you're home early. I didn't hear you come in .... "
14. YOINKS! #whatsyoursisnowmine
15. "I'm here to talk to you about the Scavengers Initiative." -- Nick Fury, if Nick Fury was a raccoon on the chubalub side
16. Cuddling goals > all other goals.
17. It wouldn't be a list of cute critters without at least one tongue blep.
18. Huuuuuuuuge if true.
19. Walking is hard.
20. Draw me like one of your French girls.
h/t Twitter Moments