These floofs are on fleek.
1. "Every time she holds her ball, she gives me this look."
2. "When I told her she couldn't have people food"
4. "Target has their dog, and now we have ours" — a McDonald's spokesperson after a nationwide search ended with this unibrowed pup with IRL golden arches
5. "Most people don't know this, but he's a direct descendent of Groucho Barx."
6. "You'd smile too if someone called you a good boy on the reg."
7. "His bedroom eye(brows) melt my heart."
8. "I think he got passed over for the raise." #chowbrow
10. "I didn't choose the brow life, the brow life chose me."
11. "The look a stewardess gives when they see a passenger trying to drink liquor they brought on a plane."
12. "Is that you William H. Macy?"
13. "Biggest eyebrow-to-doggy-size ratio in the business today."
14. "Seen here: The rare and elusive brow blep."
15. "When you sense food has spilled onto the kitchen floor."
16. Store clerk at pet shop: "You need help with anything?" Me: "No, I'm just ... browsing." * turns in place, shows self out *
17. "The eyebrow is the reason we are together. Drove 2 hours out of town into the swamps 8 years ago because I just had to have her. She is the goodest."
18. "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline. Nah, I think you can tell she was born with it."
19. "When your dog has better brows than you"
20. "Thou shall not pass (judgement on my brows)!" — this wizard dog with an epic beard
21. Judges: "We'll allow it!"