Apocalypse Meow: Cats Vs. Christmas Trees
In the war between cats and Christmas trees, we all win.
Some cats just want to watch the world burn; this is one of them.
"I have a weakness for shiny jewelry."
When asked in 1923 why he wanted to climb Mount Everest, alpinist George Mallory replied with the three most famous words in mountaineering: "Because it's there."
“They don’t call me a cat burglar for nothing.”
*Meows in He-Man voice* “I HAAAAAVE THE POWER!!”
“Well, see, the problem here is this squirrel in your tree. Let me get it for you.”
Buy the ticket, take the slide.
“Dammit Rose, MOVE OVER, there’s room for both of us on this raft.”
Your guess is as good as ours. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TFW you try to wear one of Lady Gaga’s huge hats, but the winter gusts be blowing too strong.
“TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM---- OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT”--- this cat
“Christmas? Pffft. I call it Christmess.”