Apocalypse Meow: Cats Vs. Christmas Trees

By Travis Greenwood
Apocalypse Meow: Cats Vs. Christmas Trees
Apocalypse Meow: Cats Vs. Christmas Trees
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In the war between cats and Christmas trees, we all win.

Some cats just want to watch the world burn; this is one of them.

"I have a weakness for shiny jewelry."

When asked in 1923 why he wanted to climb Mount Everest, alpinist George Mallory replied with the three most famous words in mountaineering: "Because it's there."

Apocalypse Meow: Cats Vs. Christmas Trees
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“They don’t call me a cat burglar for nothing.”

“They don’t call me a cat burglar for nothing.”
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*Meows in He-Man voice* “I HAAAAAVE THE POWER!!”

Apocalypse Meow: Cats Vs. Christmas Trees
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“Well, see, the problem here is this squirrel in your tree. Let me get it for you.”

Buy the ticket, take the slide.

Apocalypse Meow: Cats Vs. Christmas Trees
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“Dammit Rose, MOVE OVER, there’s room for both of us on this raft.”

Apocalypse Meow: Cats Vs. Christmas Trees
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Your guess is as good as ours.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Apocalypse Meow: Cats Vs. Christmas Trees
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TFW you try to wear one of Lady Gaga’s huge hats, but the winter gusts be blowing too strong.

Apocalypse Meow: Cats Vs. Christmas Trees
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“TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM---- OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT”--- this cat

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“Christmas? Pffft. I call it Christmess.”