1. It literally happens EVERY TIME:
2. Black clothing=not your friend.
3. Never coming to this Starbucks again!
5. For those ladies who can't leave the house without your contour:
6. Bras are the devil's handiwork.
7. And liquid eyeliner will be the death of you:
8. Every Monday morning when you just can't face wearing heels to work:
9. One minute after leaving nail salon: SO CAREFUL. 10 minutes after leaving nail salon: Nooooooooo!
12. And here you are on your way to your 4,029th Tinder date: